The following is spam that just showed up in my church inbox. It's like reading John Updike:
"God dag,
Present unnforgettable night to your belooved one, imaggine yoursellf as a Macho!
With the shoddy, confused method in which the that you consider mr. Paynter's death to be murder nor had cause to distrust douglas in his professional and went with mary to church afterward. Then he for instance? She'll get over the doctor, of that the smallest of these mighty bulls measured biojipnjnnls office, and to stephens, making absolutely plain mattered to them. I don't know anything about worry yourself, kleiman, morris cried, turning near those rocks, there was little doubt that so, leaning forward, i told him what his temporary me. I expect mrs Lee's quite harmless really, areaaafa phil get down in the mud and dirt in any such way and know, abe, that dress is the most uniquest thing about adela that, petchild of mine as she was."
Petchild of mine as she was indeed. I don't even know what they're trying to sell me.
2 comments:
I love those kinds of spam, they're like found poetry.
I poked around on Ebay after getting your comment, and I found something that is almost exactly like what we have: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=140223858980&ssPageName=ADME:B:EF:US:1123
So cheap and comes in handy in so many different ways. But these are small, maybe you want to wait until full-sized washcloths come along. Those baby washcloths are a joke, I think. You need something strong and worthy of your child's messes!! (I just used a bunch of these washcloths to clean up pee from my kitchen floor... things to look forward to!!!)
Thanks Shaken Mama!! I cannot wait to use my affordable excrement wipers!
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