Afternaps

So today I picked up the other Sissy from the airport!!! Apparently she is now a successful business person- they bought a Mercedes- I tell you all about it later though. We went back to Sissy1's house and Sissy2 held Baby Sissy and made her cry. This Sissy felt much better about herself.
Then we all took a nap.

Random conversations of today-

Mom: John John is my only Grandchild with one syllable in his name
Carly: Umm, James?
Mom: You know what I mean.
Pause.
Mom: John John is my only Grandchild with two syllables in his name.
Michelle: Mar-Ta?
Mom: You know what I mean.
Stephanie: Mom, talking to you is like listening to a Lyle Lovett song.

and later:
Stephanie(going through my sister's cupboards): Holy Crap sissy, you have a lot of icing in this house.
Michelle: 1 is for snacking and the other is for cupcakes i'm going to make one day.
Stephanie: You have 200% more icing in your house than I do.
As I'm saying this my mom starts asking my sister, "Can you hear her? Is it my hearing?"
Michelle: She's not enunciating. She's mumbling.
Me: I'm not mumbling i'm behind a cabinet!
Mom to Sissy: I heard "cabinet".
They continue to talk about me like I'm not 7 feet away.
Me: Don't make me blog about this.
Mom: I didn't catch that at all.