Wednesday, November 28, 2007
CNN/ YouTube Debate
I mean I love youtube as much as the next person. I've spent many an hour getting lost down that rabbit hole. However, this debate is dumb. And it makes CNN looker dumber by associating themselves with youtube. Just by showing the videos they rejected makes the whole thing look silly. Sigh.
7 weeks.....
I'm really trying to stucture this so that my girlfriends who are pregnant can reference this blog later when they find themselves with child.
No, I had no idea I was pregnant. It's hard to tell if anything is going on this early.
If I can keep something in my stomach at all times the morning sickness isn't too bad. After I eat I literally can feel my blood rushing and I can practically count my pulse in my ears.
Mornings are the worst.
The cat can tell I'm pregnant- she loves me now.
No, I had no idea I was pregnant. It's hard to tell if anything is going on this early.
If I can keep something in my stomach at all times the morning sickness isn't too bad. After I eat I literally can feel my blood rushing and I can practically count my pulse in my ears.
Mornings are the worst.
The cat can tell I'm pregnant- she loves me now.
Monday, November 26, 2007
Ch-Ch-changes....
UGH- it's ugly here. Morning sickness is in full effect. Kris calls it devil sickness. All food makes me sick, I've lost 17 pounds in a week and a half. Normally quite an accomplishment but since I haven't done anything it remains unnerving.
All food is gross. I have super sonic smelling powers.
This is what I can eat:
Perrier
Ginger Ale
Grapes
Cinnamon Raisin English Muffins
Crackers
Spegettios
Ramen Noodles
Apple slices
Pineapple
Water
Pizza- maybe
That is all. The suggestion of all other food makes me dry heave- loudly.
I spent the entire Thanksgiving weekend on the couch. I am exhausted. And my bra stopped fitting today. Awesome. Actually it kind of is when I can think outside of this fog. I tried to tell Kris it's like being really hungover without the headache but with the fuzzy memory. He tries to relate. He is a trooper.
All food is gross. I have super sonic smelling powers.
This is what I can eat:
Perrier
Ginger Ale
Grapes
Cinnamon Raisin English Muffins
Crackers
Spegettios
Ramen Noodles
Apple slices
Pineapple
Water
Pizza- maybe
That is all. The suggestion of all other food makes me dry heave- loudly.
I spent the entire Thanksgiving weekend on the couch. I am exhausted. And my bra stopped fitting today. Awesome. Actually it kind of is when I can think outside of this fog. I tried to tell Kris it's like being really hungover without the headache but with the fuzzy memory. He tries to relate. He is a trooper.
We're Pregnant!
What? You mean you didn't just happen to wander over here patiently hoping that we might have posted more adventures in Lynchdom after such a long pause?
You must not know about me. I need major life changing status to propel me into a proper blogitude.
Well then, yes we are going to be parents. WOOT. After two months of glucophage- and it's serious crackhead side effects- I happened to get pregnant. I'll tell you how it happened... no. no. I'll just tell you how I told Kris. I was in the downstairs bathroom where I keep my stach of pregnancy tests and Kris was across the hall taking his pants out of the dryer unaware of the lab I was running in there. The test came back positive and I let out an "Oh my god" and he immediately says "You're pregnant" I said "nooooooooo, Bed Bath and Beyond has these 48 inch prelit outdoor topiary trees, and they're only 49.99 and then I realized that price was for two"
Kris said oh. Well I had always imagined telling him we were having a baby and finding a clever way to tell him, like in a t-shirt or building him a cake. But I was totally unprepared. I ran upstairs grabbed this little burp towel I bought in anticipation of a future baby, it says "Little Dawg Fan" *and I wrapped the test in it ran down stairs and handed it to kris. He unrolled it, dropped it on the floor and basically refused to believe it was true. But it is and I have my first appointment with our doctor on the 14th of December.
*Difference between living in Georgia and anywhere else. If I lived somewhere else I would have no idea where to find a burp towel embellished with a polka dot ribbon and monogramed according to our favorite SEC team.
You must not know about me. I need major life changing status to propel me into a proper blogitude.
Well then, yes we are going to be parents. WOOT. After two months of glucophage- and it's serious crackhead side effects- I happened to get pregnant. I'll tell you how it happened... no. no. I'll just tell you how I told Kris. I was in the downstairs bathroom where I keep my stach of pregnancy tests and Kris was across the hall taking his pants out of the dryer unaware of the lab I was running in there. The test came back positive and I let out an "Oh my god" and he immediately says "You're pregnant" I said "nooooooooo, Bed Bath and Beyond has these 48 inch prelit outdoor topiary trees, and they're only 49.99 and then I realized that price was for two"
Kris said oh. Well I had always imagined telling him we were having a baby and finding a clever way to tell him, like in a t-shirt or building him a cake. But I was totally unprepared. I ran upstairs grabbed this little burp towel I bought in anticipation of a future baby, it says "Little Dawg Fan" *and I wrapped the test in it ran down stairs and handed it to kris. He unrolled it, dropped it on the floor and basically refused to believe it was true. But it is and I have my first appointment with our doctor on the 14th of December.
*Difference between living in Georgia and anywhere else. If I lived somewhere else I would have no idea where to find a burp towel embellished with a polka dot ribbon and monogramed according to our favorite SEC team.
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