Ben's Birthday Part 3, Cake Monster

The finale. The cake. My son. Bad bad things happened. Well basically it could be considered a normal Falcone family gathering, there was food, laughing, screaming, crying, food throwing, decorations were ripped down and eventually foot stomping.
It got pretty Jersey.
But it really wasn't Ben's fault or his heritage. Up until 3 weeks ago he was (inadvertently) on the Atkins diet. His experience with carbs is minimal, he's a lightweight. So when this roaring river of refined sugar madness hit his bloodstream it was like Hurricane Katrina the glucose version, overtopping his levies unleashing a perfect storm. Enjoy. He did. I think. We hope.